My Strange Dungeon
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my wife, upon learning that pubes can be straight: Thats not bush,,, thats just grass
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“There’s something about the sun on the sea
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somehow instead of saying “as a treat”, I’ve started using the phrase “for morale”, as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I’m not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
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hey bro, can you pick me up some twizzlers? like, grape twizzlers and a root beer .. oh damn, and some of those fuckin like aaaaaa uuuuuuuh marshmallow things,..like the charleston chews yteah … also some lemon heads, and a slurpee.thanks .. aslo i think i want some gummy bears, see if they got any of that. dont pay with credit ok and try to getr like 45 bucks from the register. thanslk
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I posted a pic of a box with a new statue inside a week ago. This was the beast inside, Conker! 41cm high, 38 cm wide.
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The Evening World, New York, March 16, 1908
Reblog if you too are a real amiable sort of freak with a very wide smile, just keeping pace.
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Making jokes about Noir being colorblind/not understanding colors is how we cope with how unbelievably powerful his brain is
as a bit of a rubiks cube nerd it’s incredibly frustrating that i can’t be a smartass and say that cube is impossible purely because only 1 side is visible
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op turned off reblogs and deactivated but i cant let this one fade away
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